The State of Diamond Sport is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.201 billion Diamond Sportians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Diamond Sportian economy, worth 471 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,261 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the tenet of free speech is held dear, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and Diamond Sport has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diamond Sport's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Diamond Sport is ranked 245,817^th in the world and 3^rd in Hudson Bay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.28 law-abiding acts per hour.