The District of Dhoinine is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.402 billion Dhoininians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Dhoininean economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,848 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 456,278 per year while the poor average 3,767, a ratio of 121 to 1.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, Dhoinine Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dhoinine's national animal is the bovina.

Dhoinine is ranked 265,492^nd in the world and 6^th in Comoros for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.29 law-abiding acts per hour.