The Republic of Dezier is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning beaver population. The hard-working population of 13.655 billion Dezierians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.1%.

The Dezierian economy, worth 578 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,396 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dezier's national animal is the beaver.

Dezier is ranked 200,113^th in the world and 1^st in Dezier for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.