The People's Republic of Desvios is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.756 billion Desviosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desvios City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Desviosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,321 trillion decapitated heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 274,283 decapitated heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, artists are pillars of society, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days. Crime is totally unknown. Desvios's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Desvios is ranked 1,564^th in the world and 46^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 23,039.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.