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Least Corrupt Governments: 395thSafest: 752ndMost Efficient Economies: 916th
The People's Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Through strength and unity
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Desvios

Population15.588 billion

CapitalDesvios City
FaithAtheism

Currencydecapitated head
AnimalCat

The People's Republic of Desvios is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.588 billion Desviosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desvios City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Desviosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,256 trillion decapitated heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 273,054 decapitated heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown. Desvios's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Desvios is ranked 175,344th in the world and 3,845th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 88.8107417722 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 395thSafest: 752ndMost Efficient Economies: 916thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,031stSmartest Citizens: 1,077thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,093rdNicest Citizens: 1,226thMost Developed: 1,226thMost Cultured: 1,244thHighest Food Quality: 1,311thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,347thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,348thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,359thMost Pacifist: 1,406thMost Inclusive: 1,428thHealthiest Citizens: 1,459thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,497thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,584thLargest Governments: 1,597thMost Secular: 1,662ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,803rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,829thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,921stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,340thLowest Crime Rates: 2,594thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,687thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,896thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,524thHighest Average Incomes: 3,965thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,087thHighest Economic Output: 4,313thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,365thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,791stTop
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Largest Populations: 25,146thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,504th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 40th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Inclusive: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 53rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Secular: 59th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 73rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 78th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 91st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 115th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 128th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 160th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 173rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 179th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 258th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 436th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 494th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 727th in the regionLargest Populations: 732nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 758th in the regionNudest: 943rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Desvios, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Desvios, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.
  • : Following new legislation in Desvios, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Desvios, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Desvios was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Desvios, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Desvios, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Desvios, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer decapitated heads on liquor and tobacco.
  • : Following new legislation in Desvios, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Desvios, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.

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