Population | 15.529 billion |
Capital | Desvios City |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | decapitated head |
Animal | Cat |
The People's Republic of Desvios is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.529 billion Desviosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desvios City. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Desviosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,239 trillion decapitated heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 272,980 decapitated heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, and soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued. Crime is totally unknown. Desvios's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Desvios is ranked 2,595th in the world and 116th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.93 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, whole-wheat loaves can only be ordered on the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals.