Population | 15.588 billion |
Capital | Desvios City |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | decapitated head |
Animal | Cat |
The People's Republic of Desvios is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.588 billion Desviosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desvios City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Desviosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,256 trillion decapitated heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 273,054 decapitated heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Parking's carefree without parking car fees, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown. Desvios's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Desvios is ranked 175,344th in the world and 3,845th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 88.8107417722 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Desvios was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer decapitated heads on liquor and tobacco.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.