Population | 17.298 billion |
Capital | Desvios City |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | decapitated head |
Animal | Cat |
The People's Republic of Desvios is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.298 billion Desviosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desvios City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Desviosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,808 trillion decapitated heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 277,998 decapitated heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public toilets are famed for their rear entries, Leader will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is totally unknown. Desvios's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Desvios is ranked 1,076th in the world and 3rd in Chicken overlords for Most Pacifist, with 210.43 cheeks turned per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Desvios was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Desvios was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Desvios's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, Leader will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, public toilets are famed for their rear entries.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, playing card suits are sold separately.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.