The Dictatorship of Destructionship is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.546 billion Destructionshipians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The thriving Destructionshipian economy, worth 678 trillion national animals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 54,117 national animals, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Destructionship's national animal is the national currency, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Destructionship is ranked 178,979^th in the world and 9^th in Archination for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.36 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.