The Free Land of Deshel is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.714 billion Deshelians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong Deshelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 75,458 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, surveillance cameras are banned, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Deshel's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Deshel is ranked 33,239^th in the world and 1,207^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,538.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.