The State of Der er et yndigt land is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.207 billion Der er et yndigt landians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Welfare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The very strong Der er et yndigt landian economy, worth 775 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 38,361 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 260,808 per year while the poor average 2,061, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Der er et yndigt land's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Der er et yndigt land is ranked 287,485^th in the world and 6^th in Yaounde for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.91 law-abiding acts per hour.