The People's Republic of Explodeingtnt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Coach Sheen with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.057 billion Explodingtntians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Explodeingtntian economy, worth a remarkable 3,118 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,834 yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime is totally unknown. Explodeingtnt's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Explodeingtnt is ranked 40,349^th in the world and 669^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 32.13 flags saluted per person per day.