The Dictatorship of Democracyslavia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 223 million Democracyslavians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Democracyslavian economy, worth 14.2 trillion Blood donations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,664 Blood donations, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, and fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democracyslavia's national animal is the Democratic Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Democracyslavia is ranked 62,967^th in the world and 3^rd in The United Dictators for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,804.25 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.