The Environment of Death Valley National Park is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Park Ranger with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, lack of airports, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 24.28 billion Death Valley National Parkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furnace Creek. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Death Valley National Parkian economy, worth a remarkable 5,405 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,619 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The Park Ranger is a silly poophead, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, almost all products in Death Valley National Park are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and in a fit of passion The Park Ranger has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime is totally unknown. Death Valley National Park's national animal is the desert tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Desert Environmentalism.

Death Valley National Park is ranked 11,697^th in the world and 1^st in Death Valley for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,655.71 on the Clooney Contribution Index.