The Environment of Death Valley National Park is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Park Ranger with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 17.613 billion Death Valley National Parkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furnace Creek. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Death Valley National Parkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,434 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 194,980 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Death Valley National Park's national animal is the desert tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Desert Environmentalism.

Death Valley National Park is ranked 1,088^th in the world and 1^st in Death Valley for Most Secular, with 99.12 Atheism Rate.