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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 194thMost Advanced Public Education: 501stMost Beautiful Environments: 530th
The Environment of
Father Knows Best State
Lowest, Driest, Hottest
Influence
Power
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Death Valley National Park

Population17.613 billion

CapitalFurnace Creek
LeaderThe Park Ranger
FaithDesert Environmentalism

Currencydollar
Animaldesert tortoise

The Environment of Death Valley National Park is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Park Ranger with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 17.613 billion Death Valley National Parkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furnace Creek. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Death Valley National Parkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,434 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 194,980 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Death Valley National Park's national animal is the desert tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Desert Environmentalism.

Death Valley National Park is ranked 1,088th in the world and 1st in Death Valley for Most Secular, with 99.12 Atheism Rate.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 194thMost Advanced Public Education: 501stMost Beautiful Environments: 530thBest Weather: 674thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 882ndMost Secular: 1,088thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,202ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,305thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,610thSmartest Citizens: 1,787thMost Developed: 1,805thLargest Governments: 1,865thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,385thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,697thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,937thMost Cultured: 3,093rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,111thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,342ndHighest Economic Output: 3,885thMost Pacifist: 4,054thMost Inclusive: 4,108thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,468thMost Efficient Economies: 4,658thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,496thLowest Crime Rates: 6,442ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,232ndNicest Citizens: 8,206thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,693rdLargest Populations: 11,056thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,193rdMost Stationary: 11,275thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,706thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,788thMost Influential: 13,728thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,994thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,865thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,018thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,967th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Death Valley National Park, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Valley National Park, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Valley National Park, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Valley National Park, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Valley National Park, Desert Tortoise is one of the most popular forenames in Death Valley National Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Valley National Park, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Valley National Park, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Valley National Park, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Valley National Park, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Valley National Park, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.

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