The Norse Primitive Utopia of Dangine card farm7 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mother Anarchy with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The humorless, devout population of 9.588 billion Dangine card farmers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pete Dangines Plantation. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Danginean economy, worth a remarkable 1,320 trillion Dangoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,772 Dangoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, the government is reining in public spending, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dangine card farm7's national animal is the Joe Mama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Dangine card farm7 is ranked 20,306^th in the world and 2^nd in Lezzie for Most Corrupt Governments, with 99.41 kickbacks per hour.