The Plantation of Dangine card farm is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 😂😂😂 with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The humorless, devout population of 9.715 billion Danginean Card Farmers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pete Dangines Plantation. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danginean economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion Dangoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,521 Dangoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dangine card farm's national animal is the Joe Mama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scientology.

Dangine card farm is ranked 16,228^th in the world and 2^nd in Lezzie for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.99 law-abiding acts per hour.