The NS KID of Dana Actiabia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.355 billion Dana Actiabians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Dana Actiabian economy, worth 296 trillion KiDs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,592 KiDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, and superfoods are often seen as supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dana Actiabia's national animal is the Flying Elephant.

Dana Actiabia is ranked 93,653^rd in the world and 1^st in Haute Danet for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.68 law-abiding acts per hour.