Population | 24.013 billion |
Capital | Dalekland City |
Leader | Bob the Dalek |
Faith | Dalek Religion |
Currency | DALEK DOLLAR |
Animal | SLITHER |
The Dalek Empire of Dalekland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bob the Dalek with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.013 billion Daleks are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dalekland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Dalek economy, worth a remarkable 6,585 trillion DALEK DOLLARS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 274,244 DALEK DOLLARS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,545,611 per year while the poor average 2,761, a ratio of 921 to 1.
The nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Dalekland's national animal is the SLITHER, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dalek Religion.
Dalekland is ranked 280,463rd in the world and 20th in Osakaland for Most Primitive, scoring -346.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Influential.
- : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 5% for Largest Governments.
- : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
- : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
- : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.