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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 136thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 410thLargest Insurance Industry: 590th
The Dalek Empire of
Corporate Police State
EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dalekland

Population24.013 billion

CapitalDalekland City
LeaderBob the Dalek
FaithDalek Religion

CurrencyDALEK DOLLAR
AnimalSLITHER

The Dalek Empire of Dalekland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bob the Dalek with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.013 billion Daleks are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dalekland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dalek economy, worth a remarkable 6,585 trillion DALEK DOLLARS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 274,244 DALEK DOLLARS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,545,611 per year while the poor average 2,761, a ratio of 921 to 1.

The nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Dalekland's national animal is the SLITHER, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dalek Religion.

Dalekland is ranked 280,463rd in the world and 20th in Osakaland for Most Primitive, scoring -346.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 136thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 410thLargest Insurance Industry: 590thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 727thHighest Disposable Incomes: 895thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,437thFattest Citizens: 1,650thHighest Economic Output: 2,051stMost Avoided: 2,145thLargest Mining Sector: 2,218thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,478thMost Armed: 2,730thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,785thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,982ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,775thHighest Average Incomes: 3,995thMost Efficient Economies: 4,271stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,417thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,904thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,911thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,074thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,275thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,523rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,072ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,278thLargest Retail Industry: 8,597thMost Influential: 9,533rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,549thLargest Populations: 9,698thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,665thMost Secular: 12,045thMost Conservative: 12,144thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,565thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,044thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,722ndTop
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Largest Governments: 14,848thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,252ndMost Patriotic: 23,502ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,716thMost Extreme: 25,015thMost Pro-Market: 26,820thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,861stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28,205th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Influential.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 5% for Largest Governments.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.

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