The Kingdom of Dain Ironfoot is a huge, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 531 million Dain Ironfootians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iron hills. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.4%.
The thriving Dain Ironfootian economy, worth 41.2 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,622 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,809 per year while the poor average 17,635, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.
Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Dain Ironfoot flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dain Ironfoot's national animal is the war pig.
Dain Ironfoot is ranked 94,108th in the world and 36th in Middle Earth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.62 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Dain Ironfoot, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Dain Ironfoot flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
- : Following new legislation in Dain Ironfoot, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in Dain Ironfoot, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Dain Ironfoot, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
- : Following new legislation in Dain Ironfoot, the official Dain Ironfootian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in Dain Ironfoot, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Dain Ironfoot, the government spends millions of golds every year prosecuting spammers.
- : Following new legislation in Dain Ironfoot, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in Dain Ironfoot, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Dain Ironfoot, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
