The Tie Me Kangaroo Down of D001 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jeremiah with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.482 billion Bullfrogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Froggish economy, worth a remarkable 1,504 trillion Banks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,012 Banks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 447,943 per year while the poor average 28,172, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult, organ donation is compulsory, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D001's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is World Vision.

D001 is ranked 41,573^rd in the world and 9^th in Windows for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.04 law-abiding acts per hour.