The Federation of Of the european socialist republics is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Dromer with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.643 billion Europans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europolis. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient european economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 204,285 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, many friends and relatives of Dromer have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of the european socialist republics's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toveranitisem.

Of the european socialist republics is ranked 1,901^st in the world and 45^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,773.09 pounds of wildlife per square mile.