The Rogue Nation of Franfooziland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 442 million Franfoozilandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mariposa de Mar. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Franfoozilandian economy, worth 17.4 trillion duckets a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,332 duckets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime is totally unknown. Franfooziland's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Franfooziland is ranked 49,945^th in the world and 1,117^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 687 pounds of wildlife per square mile.