The Republic of Emiton is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Doral with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, humorless population of 34.807 billion Nevians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevia. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Emitonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,370 trillion jockoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,037 jockoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and Emitonian husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiton's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emiton is ranked 1,675^th in the world and 36^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,007.25 pounds of wildlife per square mile.