The Principality of Cunny Cute and Funny is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 191 million Cunnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Cunny Cute and Funnyian economy, worth 7.45 trillion Cunnian rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,990 Cunnian rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight, and the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cunny Cute and Funny's national animal is the Illyasviel von Einzbern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cunny Cute and Funny is ranked 89,779^th in the world and 1,852^nd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 580.06 pounds of wildlife per square mile.