The Wizarding World of Avonhead is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dr Ashley Bloomfield with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.785 billion Avonwards enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merrin. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Avewardian economy, worth a remarkable 2,863 trillion Gallions a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,390 Gallions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dr Ashley Bloomfield's reputation is hard as nails, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, autocrats are persona non grata, and the media seems excessively interested in what Dr Ashley Bloomfield is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avonhead's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Avonhead is ranked 290,810^th in the world and 5,463^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -32.1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.