The Rogue Nation of Ammehoela is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Onzin with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.133 billion Ammehoelans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potverdikkie. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ammehoelan economy, worth 504 trillion Flying Dutchmen a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,997 Flying Dutchmen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign livestock are offered asylum, diminutive Ammehoelan generals are feared for their aggressiveness, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ammehoela's national animal is the Earth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Belachelijkheid.

Ammehoela is ranked 12,359^th in the world and 354^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,397.45 pounds of wildlife per square mile.