The Place of A Place Somewhere is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nolan Strunhorpe with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 5.006 billion Somewherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewheria. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Place Somewherean economy, worth 943 trillion Somethings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 188,504 Somethings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Place Somewherean lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A Place Somewhere's national animal is the Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

A Place Somewhere is ranked 27,839^th in the world and 710^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 864.17 pounds of wildlife per square mile.