The Holy Empire of Cotton Bunnies is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.875 billion Cotton Bunniesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 14.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cotton Bunniesian economy, worth 740 trillion Cotton Candies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 74,982 Cotton Candies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and homophobia is off the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cotton Bunnies's national animal is the Bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cotton Bunnies is ranked 26,581^st in the world and 1^st in Resuscitation for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 63,809.8 Standard Monetary Units.