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Largest Retail Industry: 8thRudest Citizens: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 37th
The United Conglomerates of
Anarchy
Central government is for the weak.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Corporoat

Population6.878 billion

CapitalBargainburg
LeaderCoffee Machine
FaithCapitalism

Currencyadvert
Animalfur

The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.878 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,721 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 395,617 adverts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,317,585 per year while the poor average 31,623, a ratio of 73.3 to 1.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, and psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 231,206th in the world and 17th in TopCornion for Safest, scoring 1.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 8thRudest Citizens: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 37thMost Armed: 48thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 66thFattest Citizens: 102ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 130thLargest Gambling Industry: 179thMost Avoided: 185thMost Rebellious Youth: 265thHighest Disposable Incomes: 267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 370thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 420thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 790thHighest Average Incomes: 805thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 880thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 986thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,303rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,354thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,372ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,475thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,633rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,883rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,374thHighest Drug Use: 2,483rdMost Inclusive: 2,858thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,240thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,536thMost Cultured: 4,882ndHighest Economic Output: 5,179thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,175thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,275thMost Devout: 10,412thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,910thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,541stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,642ndMost Stationary: 15,545thMost Pro-Market: 15,591stSmartest Citizens: 16,704thLargest Black Market: 16,910thMost Politically Free: 17,009thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,156thMost Influential: 17,418thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,428thMost Extreme: 20,876th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, Consumers refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, most academic research has ground to a halt.

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