The United Socialist States of Coobs robbia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, avant-garde cinema, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.678 billion Coobs robbians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.2%.

The thriving Coobs robbian economy, worth 431 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,620 euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,372 per year while the poor average 11,430, a ratio of 21.9 to 1.

It is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, and a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coobs robbia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Coobs robbia is ranked 230,303^rd in the world and 1,224^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -4.27 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.