The District of Conkle is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 23.336 billion Conklans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 12.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Conklean economy, worth 701 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 30,082 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Conkle's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Conkle is ranked 264,576^th in the world and 9^th in Maseru for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.71 kickbacks per hour.