The Monarchical Confederation of Confederation of TESDAI is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kīngi TESDAI with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.534 billion TESDAI Islanders enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TESDAI Tāone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong Confederation of TESDAIian economy, worth a remarkable 1,171 trillion Libfrays a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 93,473 Libfrays, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 597,835 per year while the poor average 5,983, a ratio of 99.9 to 1.

Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Confederation of TESDAI's national animal is the Eye, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Confederation of TESDAI is ranked 257,503^rd in the world and 2^nd in MySpace for Most Primitive, scoring -177.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.