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The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

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The nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, alleyways are now mostly used for illegal drug deals rather than illegal surgical procedures, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, and official government guidance encourages binge behaviors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Concrete slab is jesus 8's national animal is the concrete slab, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Concrete slab is jesus 8 is ranked 62,259^th in the world and 251^st in Artificial Solar System for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,129.38 on the Gilded Widget Scale.