The Most Serene Republic of Concordcacher is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 3.56 billion Concordcacherians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Concordcacherian economy, worth 129 trillion Selkies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,494 Selkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Concordcacher's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Concordcacher is ranked 200,938^th in the world and 626^th in Concord for Highest Food Quality, scoring 11.86 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.