The Republic of Con Regg Stiot is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The quiet, industrious population of 9.209 billion Con Regg Stiotians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 10.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Con Regg Stiotian economy, worth 240 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 26,155 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Con Regg Stiot's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Con Regg Stiot is ranked 193,443^rd in the world and 60^th in Keep of Darkness XL for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.28 law-abiding acts per hour.