The United Socialist States of Communist Region Founder is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Spooky Skeleton Monster of Leftist Unity with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.347 billion Communist Region Founderians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Solidarity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.5%.

The very strong Communist Region Founderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,045 trillion nones a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 78,337 nones, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,627 per year while the poor average 19,486, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The nation leads The Communist Region in per capita stalking, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, and at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Region Founder's national animal is the mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pan-Leftism.

Communist Region Founder is ranked 263,276^th in the world and 2^nd in The Communist Region for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -45.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.