The People's Republic of Communist Bratislavia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Boris Chubarov with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 22.415 billion Bratislavians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotovsk. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Bratislavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,908 trillion Bratislavian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 85,153 Bratislavian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, and cigarettes are dead-cheap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Bratislavia's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist Bratislavia is ranked 275,874^th in the world and 10,624^th in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.