The People's Republic of Communist Bratislavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Boris Chubarov with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 22.269 billion Bratislavians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotovsk. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Communist Bratislavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,908 trillion Bratislavian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 85,689 Bratislavian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, and cigarettes are dead-cheap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Bratislavia's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist Bratislavia is ranked 40,684^th in the world and 2,555^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.41 law-abiding acts per hour.