The Xenophobic Capitalist Empire of Communise is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Holy Immortal Overlord Vladimir Puptin with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, fear of technology, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.512 billion Comrads are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The entire continent of Antarctica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Communisean economy, worth 218 trillion Jeffs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,624 Jeffs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 845,748 per year while the poor average 11,608, a ratio of 72.9 to 1.

A The Kodiak Republic Tourist Association survey has rated Communise #1 for number twos, discarded pennies litter the streets, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Communise's national animal is the Blobfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Supremism.

Communise is ranked 1,631^st in the world and 3^rd in The Kodiak Republic for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 16,789.62 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.