The Queendom of Comhairle is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 17.584 billion Comhairleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Comhairlean economy, worth 281 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 16,010 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The deer is a protected species, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, political activists are routinely executed, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comhairle's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Comhairle is ranked 72,725^th in the world and 1^st in Atlantic New Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.66 law-abiding acts per hour.