The District of Colter Tales is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.208 billion Colter Talesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The thriving Colter Talesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion Juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 36,382 Juno aurums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 188,678 per year while the poor average 3,801, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Colter Tales has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Colter Tales in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Colter Tales's national religion. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Colter Tales's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Colter Tales is ranked 286,292^nd in the world and 12^th in Wyoming for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.77 law-abiding acts per hour.