The Empire of Clytrat is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Clykj with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.967 billion Clytratians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jiniad. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clytratian economy, worth a remarkable 2,387 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 299,645 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, Lion sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clytrat's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clytrat is ranked 286,502^nd in the world and 304^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Primitive, scoring -488.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.