The Confederacy of Confederacy of North America is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jim Hacker with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.214 billion Confederacy of North Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philadelphia. The average income tax rate is 3.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Confederacy of North American economy, worth a remarkable 1,891 trillion American Confederacy Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 230,265 American Confederacy Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Confederacy of North America, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, Philadelphia has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and where your food came from is an unknowable mystery. Crime is totally unknown. Confederacy of North America's national animal is the American bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Confederacy of North America is ranked 36,560^th in the world and 1,178^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,575.11 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.