The Kingdom of Mintoria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.564 billion Mintorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rabenshiyuvel. The average income tax rate is 36.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mintorian economy, worth 203 trillion Guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,104 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens brought into court for parking violations are never heard from again, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mintoria's national animal is the Crimson Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mintoria is ranked 75,382^nd in the world and 2,109^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 102.98 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.