The Theocracy of Christs United Crusaders is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 409 million Christs United Crusadersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.6%.

The Christs United Crusadersian economy, worth 19.2 trillion X-standards a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,980 X-standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christs United Crusaders's national animal is the Dove Lamb and Lion.

Christs United Crusaders is ranked 256,925^th in the world and 2^nd in UNITED NATIONS under CHRIST for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -36.74 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.