The Constitutional Monarchy of Chris Capuano is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 11.974 billion Chris Capuanoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.9%.

The Chris Capuanoan economy, worth 623 trillion Platinums a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,097 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, people are always able to look each other in the eye, and patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chris Capuano's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chris Capuano is ranked 121,314^th in the world and 82^nd in The Gallery for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.57 law-abiding acts per hour.