The Constitutional Monarch of Chren is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ben with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.087 billion Chrenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benjaminburg city. The average income tax rate is 50.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Chrenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,050 trillion Chren shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,522 Chren shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, and the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chren's national animal is the Falcon and its national religion is Christianity.

Chren is ranked 29,620^th in the world and 2,049^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.96 law-abiding acts per hour.