The Free Land of Chitato XXV is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.055 billion Chitato XXVians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.0%.

The Chitato XXVian economy, worth 396 trillion carrots a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 49,216 carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chitato XXV's national animal is the bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chitato XXV is ranked 245,494^th in the world and 198^th in Resuscitation for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.92 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.