The Free Land of Chitato XIII is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and fear of technology. The devout population of 8.12 billion Chitato XIIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 19.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Chitato XIIIian economy, worth 324 trillion carrots a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,921 carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is quite sure what the government's last policy decision was but fans are saying it'll make Chitato XIII great again, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Chitato XIIIian mussels the biggest in Resuscitation, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, and people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chitato XIII's national animal is the bunny, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Chitato XIII is ranked 284,823^rd in the world and 217^th in Resuscitation for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -158.32 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.