The Popeyes Spicy Wing Brigade of Chickenland Army is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Al Copeland with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.005 billion New Orleanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metairie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The powerhouse New Orleanian economy, worth 652 trillion worms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 43,482 worms, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 124,544 per year while the poor average 12,083, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, light entertainment isn't dead, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime is a problem. Chickenland Army's national animal is the chicken and its national religion is Bokononism.

Chickenland Army is ranked 188,226^th in the world and 10^th in New Orleans for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 445.85 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.