The State of Chacon is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.973 billion Chaconians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Chaconian economy, worth 615 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 61,717 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime is relatively low. Chacon's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chacon is ranked 211,427^th in the world and 6^th in Keewatin for Most Primitive, scoring -89.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.