The Fiefdom of Cent coaliestead is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.826 billion Cent coaliesteadians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Defense, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cent coaliesteadian economy, worth 445 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,290 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 461,729 per year while the poor average 3,096, a ratio of 149 to 1.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cent coaliestead's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cent coaliestead is ranked 257,885^th in the world and 1,840^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -38.38 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.